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Bringing Down the House Movie Quotes (6/10)

Posted on June 15th, 2003 filed in Movie Quotes    |   

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Saw this movie yesterday and it was quite funny. Steve Martin, Eugene Levy and Queen lattifah did a great job and the movie while filled with racial jokes, is quite entertaining.

Favorite Lines:

Charlene: ” You can kiss my naturally black ass.”

Peter (to his ex wife’s sister): “Ashley, who are you doing here?”

“I thought I heard negro.”

Peter’s young kid: “Dad, what’s a rack?”
Peter: “It’s a country”.

80 year old Mrs Arness: “Ah to hell with it! i do believe i’m stoned… but dont tell anybody, not even a soul…”

Charlene:”But, uh, look, don’t be gettin’ no ideas about sneakin’ up in here and hittin’ this ass, ’cause you blew your chance with this fine sister.”
Peter:”Dare to dream.”
Charlene: “Tsk, please”

[shouting from the lawn after Peter kicked her out of the house]
Charlene : “It’s your baby, Peter! And don’t you deny it! That DNA test told on you! You lie,Peter! You know Lil’Kareem is yours! WHY?! How you gonna do me like that Peter?! You told me I was your beautiful African Queen! And I loved you for that, Peter! I didn’t care if your lil’ thing was curved and Lil’ Kareem don’t want your child support. He just want a relationship with his white daddy! A little chocolate/vanilla swirl from that magical night at the crackhouse!”

Howie: I’d like to dip you in Cheez Wiz and spread you all over a Ritz cracker, if I’m not being too subtle.
Charlene: Boy, you some kinda freaky!
Howie: Oh, you have no idea. You got me straight trippin’, boo!

“Fix your hair. You look like a fag”

[Ashlee and Charlene are having a catfight]

Ashlee: Compliments of Tae-Bo 2hrs a day 5 days a week
Charlene: Compliments of the hood 24 hrs a day al my life!

Charlene: “I did time, baby, but I ain’t do the crime.”

Howie:”Oh, swing it, you Cocoa Goddess”

Charlene: “Oh look at all of these pretty candles all romantic and shit. Someone was planning on getting some booty tonight.”

Peter: “I am not humping my nanny”

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