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Memorable Movie Quotes: Closer

Posted on April 20th, 2006 filed in Movie Quotes    |   

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A) These are my favorites lines for Natalie Portman and Jude Law

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Alice: What’s your work?
Dan: I’m sort of… journalist.
Alice: What sort?
Dan: I write obituaries.

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Dan: And you left him, just like that?
Alice: It’s the only way to leave. “I don’t love you anymore. Goodbye.”
Dan: Supposing you do still love them?
Alice: You don’t leave.
Dan: You’ve never left someone you still love?
Alice: Nope.

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Dan: What were you doing in New York?
Alice: You know…
Dan: Well no, I don’t. What, were you studying?
Alice: Stripping.
Alice: [Dan looks shocked] Look at your little eyes…
Dan: I can’t see my little eyes

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Dan: Didn’t fancy my sandwiches?
Alice: Don’t eat fish.
Dan: Why not?
Alice: Fish piss in the sea.
Dan: So do children.
Alice: Don’t eat children either.

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[Dan and Alice are in the ER after Alice was hit by a bus]
Alice: Are we in for a long wait?
Dan: [pointing to an elderly woman] She was 21 when she came in.

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[After learning of Dan’s infidelity]

Alice: How can one man be so endlessly disappointing?
Dan: That’s my charm.

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[Dan discussing his infedility]

Dan: I fell in love with her, Alice.
Alice: Oh, as if you had no choice? There’s a moment, there’s always a moment, “I can do this, I can give into this, or I can resist it”, and I don’t know when your moment was, but I bet there was one.

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[Reacting to Dan telling her that he loves her after his admission of the affair]

Alice: Where is this love? I can’t see it, I can’t touch it. I can’t feel it. I can hear it. I can hear some words, but I can’t do anything with your easy words.

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[Discussing Dan’s affair]

Alice: Is it because she’s successful?
Dan: No. It’s because… she doesn’t need me.

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[Alice has just told him she is leaving him after he told her of his affair]

Dan: It’s not safe out there.
Alice: Oh, and it’s safe in here?

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B) Favorite lines for Natalie Portman and Clive Owen

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[Larry meets Alice during a photography exhibit for his lover Anna]

Larry: What do you think?
Alice: It’s a lie. It’s a bunch of sad strangers photographed beautifully, and… all the glittering assholes who appreciate art say it’s beautiful ’cause that’s what they wanna see. But the people in the photos are sad, and alone… But the pictures make the world seem beautiful, so… the exhibition is reassuring which makes it a lie, and everyone loves a big fat lie.
Larry: I’m the big fat liar’s boyfriend.
Alice: Bastard!
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Alice: So you’re Anna’s boyfriend.
Larry: A princess *can* kiss a toad.
Alice: Frog.
Larry: Toad.
Alice: Frog.
Larry: Toad. Frog. Lobster. They’re all the same.

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Larry: So Anna tell me your bloke wrote a book. Any good?
Alice: Of course.
Larry: It’s about you isn’t it?
Alice: Some of me.
Larry: Oh? What did he leave out?
Alice: The truth.

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[First words exchanged between dermatologist Larry and stripper giving him private table dance, Alice after the affair between her love and his wife]

Larry: What does your c**t taste like?
Alice: Heaven.

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[Larry lets Alice the stripper know that he wants her to sleep with him]

Alice: I’m not a whore.
Larry: I wouldn’t pay.

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Larry: You shouldn’t smoke.
Alice: F**k off.
Larry: I’m a doctor. I’m supposed to say things like that.

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C) Favorite lines between Jude Law and Clive owen

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[Dan comes to larry’s clinic after Anne, Larry’s wife with whom he had an affair, dumped him and returned to Larry]
Dan: You love her like a dog loves its owner.
Larry: And the owner loves the dog for so doing.
Dan: You’ll hurt her. You’ll never forgive her.
Larry: Of course I’ll forgive her. I *have* forgiven her. Without forgiveness we’re savages.

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Larry: Yes, I’ve seen her naked. No, I did not f**k her.

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Larry: Oh, by the way, Dan…
Dan: Yes?
Larry: I lied to you, I did f**k Alice.***************************************

Dan: I want Anna back.
Larry: She’s made her choice.
Dan: I owe you an apology. I fell in love with her. My intention was not to make you suffer.
Larry: So where’s the apology? Ya c**t.
Dan: I apologize. If you love her you’ll let her go so she can be happy.
Larry: She doesn’t want to be happy.
Dan: Everybody wants to be happy.
Larry: Depressives don’t. They want to be unhappy to confirm they’re depressed. If they were happy they couldn’t be depressed anymore. They’d have to go out into the world and live. Which can be depressing.***************************************

D) Favourite Lines between Clive Owen and Julia Roberts(The scene when Anna tells Larry about her affair is an absolute classic and is posted separately)

D) Favourite Lines between Julia Roberts and Jude Law

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Dan: Do you have any children?
Anna: No.
Dan: Would you like some?
Anna: Yes, but not today.

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Anna: I don’t kiss strange men.
Dan: Neither do I.

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Anna: I don’t want trouble.
Dan: I’m not trouble.
Anna: You’re taken.
Dan: I’ve got to see you.
Anna: Tough.
Dan: You… KISSED me!
Anna: What are you – TWELVE?

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[After she dumps him]

Dan: You’ve ruined my life.
Anna: You’ll get over it.

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E) More one liners:

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Larry: As dermatological conferences go, it was a riot.

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Larry: A good fight is never clean.

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Larry: Of course she enjoyed it. As you know, she loves a guilty f**k.

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Alice: Lying’s the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off – but it’s better if you do.

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Anna: Don’t stop loving me. I can see it draining out of you. It’s me, remember? It was a stupid thing to do and it meant nothing. If you love me enough, you’ll forgive me.

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Larry: You don’t know the first thing about love, because you don’t understand compromise.

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Alice: Why isn’t love enough?

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