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Memorable Movie Quotes: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Posted on May 15th, 2005 filed in Movie Quotes    |   

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Just saw this movie again on DVD. What a gem.

“Joel and Clementine realize that all efforts to stop the memory erasure process are in vain”
Clementine: This is it, Joel. It’s going to be gone soon.
Joel: I know.
Clementine: What do we do?
Joel: Enjoy it.

: Constantly talking isn’t necessarily communicating.

Joel: Valentine’s Day is a day invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.

Joel: Can you hear me? I don’t want this any more! I want to call it off!

Joel: Sand is overrated. It’s just tiny, little rocks.

: Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?

Joel: I could die right now, Clem. I’m just… happy. I’ve never felt that before. I’m just exactly where I want to be.

[as Joel and Clementine eat out, he thinks about the other glum-looking couples in the restaurant:]
Joel: Are we like couples you see in restaurants? Are we the dining dead?

: Mary hates me. I’ve never been popular with the ladies.
Stan: Maybe if you stopped stealing their panties.

Joel: Wait.
Clementine: Why?
Joel: I don’t know. Just wait… for a while.

: Drink up, young man. It’ll make the whole seduction part less repugnant.

Joel: Look at it out here, it’s all falling apart. I’m erasing you and I’m happy!

Joel: By morning, you’ll be gone.

Joel: Please let me keep this memory, just this one.

Joel: I don’t see anything I don’t like about you.
Clementine: But you will! But you will, and I’ll get bored with you and feel trapped, because that’s what happens with me.
Joel: Okay.

Clementine: Look man, I’m telling you right off the bat I’m high maintenance. So I’m not gonna tip-toe around your marriage or whatever it is ya got goin’ on there. If you wanna be with me, you’re with me.

Clementine: I wish you’d stayed.
Joel: I wish I’d stayed, too. NOW I wish I’d stayed. I wish I’d done a lot of things. I wish I’d… I wish I’d stayed… I do.

Clementine: You married?
Joel: No.
Clementine: Let’s move into this neighborhood!
Joel: I do sorta live with someone though.
Clementine: Male or female?
Joel: What? Female… female…
Clementine: At least I’m not barking up the wrong tree!

Clementine: I would like you to call me. Would you do that? I’d like it.

Joel: I had a really nice time last night.
Clementine: Nice?
Joel: I had the best fucking night of my entire fucking life, last night!
Clementine: Thaaaat’s better!

Clementine: Joely?
Joel: Yeah Tangerine?
Clementine: Am I ugly?
Joel: Uh-uh.
Clementine: When I was a kid, I thought I was. I can’t believe I’m crying already. Sometimes I think people don’t understand how lonely it is to be a kid, like you don’t matter. So, I’m eight, and I have these toys, these dolls. My favorite is this ugly girl doll who I call Clementine, and I keep yelling at her, “You can’t be ugly! Be pretty!” It’s weird, like if I can transform her, I would magically change, too.
Joel: [kisses Clementine] You’re pretty.
Clementine: Joely, don’t ever leave me.
Joel: You’re pretty… you’re pretty… pretty…

Joel: If only I could meet someone new. I guess my chances of that happening are somewhat diminished, seeing that I’m incapable of making eye contact with a woman I don’t know.

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