Memorable Movie Quotes: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Posted on May 15th, 2005 filed in Movie Quotes | Send to a friend:Just saw this movie again on DVD. What a gem.
Clementine: This is it, Joel. It’s going to be gone soon.
Joel: I know.
Clementine: What do we do?
Joel: Enjoy it.
Joel: Constantly talking isn’t necessarily communicating.
Joel: Valentine’s Day is a day invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
Joel: Can you hear me? I don’t want this any more! I want to call it off!
Joel: Sand is overrated. It’s just tiny, little rocks.
Joel: Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?
Joel: Are we like couples you see in restaurants? Are we the dining dead?
Patrick: Mary hates me. I’ve never been popular with the ladies.
Stan: Maybe if you stopped stealing their panties.
Joel: Wait.
Clementine: Why?
Joel: I don’t know. Just wait… for a while.
Clementine: Drink up, young man. It’ll make the whole seduction part less repugnant.
Joel: By morning, you’ll be gone.
Clementine: But you will! But you will, and I’ll get bored with you and feel trapped, because that’s what happens with me.
Joel: Okay.
Joel: I wish I’d stayed, too. NOW I wish I’d stayed. I wish I’d done a lot of things. I wish I’d… I wish I’d stayed… I do.
Clementine: You married?
Joel: No.
Clementine: Let’s move into this neighborhood!
Joel: I do sorta live with someone though.
Clementine: Male or female?
Joel: What? Female… female…
Clementine: At least I’m not barking up the wrong tree!
Clementine: I would like you to call me. Would you do that? I’d like it.
Clementine: Nice?
Joel: I had the best fucking night of my entire fucking life, last night!
Clementine: Thaaaat’s better!
Clementine: Joely?
Joel: Yeah Tangerine?
Clementine: Am I ugly?
Joel: Uh-uh.
Clementine: When I was a kid, I thought I was. I can’t believe I’m crying already. Sometimes I think people don’t understand how lonely it is to be a kid, like you don’t matter. So, I’m eight, and I have these toys, these dolls. My favorite is this ugly girl doll who I call Clementine, and I keep yelling at her, “You can’t be ugly! Be pretty!” It’s weird, like if I can transform her, I would magically change, too.
Joel: [kisses Clementine] You’re pretty.
Clementine: Joely, don’t ever leave me.
Joel: You’re pretty… you’re pretty… pretty…
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