Saw this movie for the second time and loved it even more. Simply fabulous.

A) These are my favorites lines for Natalie Portman and Jude Law

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Alice: What’s your work?
Dan: I’m sort of… journalist.
Alice: What sort?
Dan: I write obituaries.

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Dan: And you left him, just like that?
Alice: It’s the only way to leave. “I don’t love you anymore. Goodbye.”
Dan: Supposing you do still love them?
Alice: You don’t leave.
Dan: You’ve never left someone you still love?
Alice: Nope.

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French journalist: Inspector, was the killer a man or woman?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Of course it was. What else could it be, a kitten?

Ponton: He was found dead.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Was it fatal?
Ponton: Yes.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: How fatal?
Ponton: Um, completely.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I want to talk to him now!

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Mameha: [in voiceover] Remember, Chiyo, geisha are not courtesans. And we are not wives. We sell our skills, not our bodies. We create another secret world, a place only of beauty. The very word “geisha” means artist and to be a geisha is to be judged as a moving work of art.

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Chiyo to Chairman: Can’t you see? Every step I have taken…… has been to bring myself closer to you.

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A long time ago, you took something from me, the only thing I ever truly wanted. Well… now you know how it feels.

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Just saw this movie again on DVD. What a gem.

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[Courtney, a divorce lawyer, describing her day]
Courtney: Oh, you know, the usual. Defending the rights of my broken hearted clients and try to squeeze every single penny out of their miserable cheating spouses.

Courtney: Fifty percent of what people say when they are joking is true, which means, you do wanna go to this wedding but you are too afraid to admit it. So, by making some sort of joke about it, you get to say what you really want without being vulnerable.

[while holding her breasts]
Christina: You know when I was 22, my breasts were up here, nice and perky, but gravity has taken them. It’s like 22, 28, 22, 28, 22…
Courtney: Buy some new ones!

Peter: Here’s to fifty years with the same woman.
Roger: Dude, that’s just depressing. She’ll have saggy tits by then. She could tie ‘em around her waist by then and use ‘em as a belt… Or just tuck ‘em in her socks.

Saw this movie yesterday and it was quite funny. Steve Martin, Eugene Levy and Queen lattifah did a great job and the movie while filled with racial jokes, is quite entertaining.

Favorite Lines:

Charlene: ” You can kiss my naturally black ass.”

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Paula: “What happened to your eye?”
Elliott: “I used it to stop a fist from going through my face”

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Saw this movie again today on DVD. LOL…

James Carter: Secret Service Agent James Carter, I like the sound of it. Won’t be long before I’m in Washington D.C. protectin’ the President.
Lee: We both know you wouldn’t take a bullet for someone else.
James Carter: Yeah but they don’t know that.

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James Carter: [Snatching away a Chinese gangster's towel and looking at him naked] No wonder you mad!

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“The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.”

—Roger ‘Verbal’ Kint (Kevin Spacey), The Usual Suspects

If I should die this very moment, I wouldn’t fear
for I’ve never known completeness like being here.

Wrapped in the warmth of you,
loving every breath of you.

Why live life from dream to dream
and dread the day when dreaming ends.

—Satine (Nicole Kidman), Moulin Rouge; from the song Gorecky

Brody: It doesn’t make any sense when you pay a guy like you to watch sharks.
Hooper: Well, uh, it doesn’t make much sense for a guy who hates the water to live on an island either.
Brody: It’s only an island if you look at it from the water.
Hooper: That makes a lot of sense.

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti…ksss…” —Dr. Lecter (Anthony Hopkins), The Silence of the Lambs

I have to remind myself that some birds aren’t meant to be caged, that’s all. Their feathers are just too bright… and when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice… but still, the place you live is that much more drab and empty that they’re gone. I guess I just miss my friend.” —Red (Morgan Freeman), The Shashank Redemption